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Currency Exchange. Hebrides Travel Agency. They said that for one hundred dollars, Skye's the limit.

'Thank-you God.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Och lye the news'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scientist seen on loch.

Caber

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Scot holding a heart.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Loch Ness Monster

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Robert Burns

Welcome to Scotland...

'Another Scotch?'

Scot country dancing,

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

Takeaway wedding cake 50p

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

Poets Hospital has a Burns Unit.

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"