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'Thank-you God.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Och lye the news'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Scientist seen on loch.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Caber

Scot holding a heart.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Robert Burns

Welcome to Scotland...

Scot country dancing,

'Another Scotch?'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Loch Ness Monster

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Happy Valentine's Day!

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'