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"This is the life eh.?"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Happy Burn's Night!

Alex Salmond: Bannockburn.

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

"Patience, oor wullie, patience!"

Och aye the noo!

'It's no big deal - Scotland is just out of compliance again.'

Scottish Independence Vote.

Man in kilt with a balloon.

'Thank-you God.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Och lye the news'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Scientist seen on loch.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Scot holding a heart.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Caber

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Welcome to Scotland...

Loch Ness Monster

Scot country dancing,

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Another Scotch?'

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

Robert Burns

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'