Scottish Enthusiast Pillows

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Happy Burn's Night!

Alex Salmond: Bannockburn.

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

"Patience, oor wullie, patience!"

Och aye the noo!

'It's no big deal - Scotland is just out of compliance again.'

Scottish Independence Vote.

Man in kilt with a balloon.

'Thank-you God.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Och lye the news'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scientist seen on loch.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Scot holding a heart.

Caber

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Scot country dancing,

'Another Scotch?'

Loch Ness Monster

Welcome to Scotland...

Robert Burns

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major