Scotland Enthusiasts Pillows

'We're lost - I told ye to take the low road!'

Highland Hotel; NO bagpipes after 10 PM

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Och lye the news'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Scientist seen on loch.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Latest Aye Phone

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Caber

Scot holding a heart.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Loch Ness Monster

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'Another Scotch?'

Welcome to Scotland...

Scot country dancing,

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Desert Island Bagpipes

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

People Holidaying in the Highlands

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.

William Wallace.

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

Takeaway wedding cake 50p

Happy Hogmanay!

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"