Scotland Enthusiast Pillows

'Go on then, walk out. But don't come running back to me when you run out of money.'

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

'There's more to Scotland than haggis and golf!'

Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen

"One day, son, all this could be Alex Salmond's!"

The Scottish lion tamer.

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

William Wallace.

Alex Salmond

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.

"Aye, she's a strong-willed lassie, my missus. . . but I still wear the trousers around our house!"

'Thank-you God.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Och lye the news'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scientist seen on loch.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Scot holding a heart.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Caber

Latest Aye Phone

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Welcome to Scotland...

Robert Burns

Loch Ness Monster

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Scot country dancing,

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'Another Scotch?'

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"