Scotland Aficionado Pillows

'Now that's what I call a pair of tats!'

Scots launch new party.

Welcome to Scotland...

'Thank-you God.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Och lye the news'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scientist seen on loch.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Latest Aye Phone

Scot holding a heart.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Robert Burns

Loch Ness Monster

Scot country dancing,

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'Another Scotch?'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Desert Island Bagpipes

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Happy Valentine's Day!

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

William Wallace.