Scotland Aficionado Pillows

'Now that's what I call a pair of tats!'

Scots launch new party.

Welcome to Scotland...

'Thank-you God.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Och lye the news'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Scientist seen on loch.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Latest Aye Phone

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Scot holding a heart.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Loch Ness Monster

Robert Burns

Scot country dancing,

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Another Scotch?'

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Desert Island Bagpipes

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Happy Valentine's Day!

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'