Summer Break Lover Pillows

"So...what have you been doing for your last week of summer break?"

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

His New Grillfriend

Bike Rides

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Come and get it!"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'