Winter Lover In Summer Pillows

'It's the middle of summer and the family is beginning to fear that you're stalking them.'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Boy rolled into a snowball

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Keeping warm.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

His New Grillfriend

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Spring Training

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Come and get it!"

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Global Warming.

You give me butterflies

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!