Winter Lover Pillows

Snowman at cosmetic surgeon: 'I want a smaller carrot.'

'Snow again, today...'

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

Man walks by a snowman talking on a cellphone

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

Patron entering 'School of Yoga' sees snowman standing on head.

'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'

Snowman Funeral

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

'Predators schmedators - we do this to keep our butts warm.'

"You ordered the Iced Coffee?"

'He's a survivor.'

"Great fall, Josh!"

"Run along. Snow is time-sensitive."

"May I be excused to go to the fridge?"

"It's a winter brew."

Warm toasty gloves for a cold winter's day

'And I told to myself... if carrots are allowed... why not melons?'

"I know this is a bad habit."

"Don't forget to eat your frozen vegetable."

'Okay, the marshmallows will be frozen in a minute!' - 'Man, I really love Bar-B-Q's!'

'Jehovah's WHO?'

Fireplace Projector.

"I applied for the right to be forgotten."

"I won't be in tomorrow. I'm taking a personal snow day."

Introducing... Hhrughhh – The Sleet God

"Looks like we're in for a cold winter."

Keeping warm.

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"I'm pretty sure that's not where you're supposed to put the carrot."

"I'm thinking one of you has an answer for that ball coming right at us..."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"I thought the snow would never start"

"Yes, it's a fascinator—I couldn't find my top hat!"

"I'm allergic to carrots."