Winter Jest Lover Pillows

'According to our information, you worked between the 24th and 25th of December, whilst still claiming unemployment benefit.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Keeping warm.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Gimme the carrot!"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'Do you come here often?'

Lovers embrace

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Fireplace Projector.

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

Three bears hibernating

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"I thought the snow would never start"

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

Snowman Romance

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'Snow again, today...'

Patron entering 'School of Yoga' sees snowman standing on head.

Musical Snowman

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."