Winter Wit Lover Pillows

Snowman Romance

Snowprov

Boy rolled into a snowball

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Keeping warm.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

Snowman of the Apes

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Gimme the carrot!"

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

The Frankenstein snowman.

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Frosty the Repairman"

Lovers embrace

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"You make a great point."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Fireplace Projector.

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

"I thought the snow would never start"

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'