Winter Lover T-Shirts

Snowman at cosmetic surgeon: 'I want a smaller carrot.'

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

'Snow again, today...'

Man walks by a snowman talking on a cellphone

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

"Gimme the carrot!"

Patron entering 'School of Yoga' sees snowman standing on head.

'Predators schmedators - we do this to keep our butts warm.'

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

Snowman Funeral

'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'

'He's a survivor.'

"You ordered the Iced Coffee?"

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'Jehovah's WHO?'

'Okay, the marshmallows will be frozen in a minute!' - 'Man, I really love Bar-B-Q's!'

Fireplace Projector.

"I applied for the right to be forgotten."

"Don't forget to eat your frozen vegetable."

"I know this is a bad habit."

'And I told to myself... if carrots are allowed... why not melons?'

Warm toasty gloves for a cold winter's day

"May I be excused to go to the fridge?"

"It's a winter brew."

"Run along. Snow is time-sensitive."

"Great fall, Josh!"

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"Now, are you warm enough or should I put some more wood on the fire?"

"Is it too late to change its name to Greta?"

Keeping Warm

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'Your beer sir...'

'You're a great laugh, but you're just too cold in bed.'

Penguin on skis.

Minnesota is the Healthiest State in our Country.