Winter Lover In Summer Gifts

'It's the middle of summer and the family is beginning to fear that you're stalking them.'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Keeping warm.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Spring Training

His New Grillfriend

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Couple melting the snow around them.

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"Come and get it!"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"Gimme the carrot!"

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Holiday Aerobics.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Global Warming.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!