Whimsical Winter Lover Gifts

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

101 uses of a dead cat: ice skates

Boy rolled into a snowball

Keeping warm.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Gimme the carrot!"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Lovers embrace

"Frosty the Repairman"

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Fireplace Projector.

Balloon ski lift

"I thought the snow would never start"

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

Giant Ice Skates

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Three bears hibernating

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'