Whimsical Winter Lovers Gifts

"He gets like this every summer."

Boy rolled into a snowball

Keeping warm.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rude Snowpeople

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Gimme the carrot!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

"Frosty the Repairman"

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Lovers embrace

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Chivalrous Snowman

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Fireplace Projector.

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

Three bears hibernating

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Balloon ski lift

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

"I thought the snow would never start"

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Android with a computer print out as a scarf