Winter Whimsy Lover Gifts

Resolutions.

Why bears come out of hibernation at Christmas.

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

Boy rolled into a snowball

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Keeping warm.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rude Snowpeople

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Gimme the carrot!"

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

Lovers embrace

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Chivalrous Snowman

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

Fireplace Projector.

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Three bears hibernating

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"I thought the snow would never start"

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'