Winter Whimsy Appreciator Gifts

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Snowman: Please Give.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

Balloon ski lift

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"It's a bit derivative."

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

snowman blowing bubblegum loses his head

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

"What??? Surely you can't expect me to poop outside in this weather?"

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

Ian McCaskill

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

A Poem: With daylight's shift, winter doth come

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

"Why do humans think there's no difference between eyes and buttons?"

"He gets like this every summer."

Could somebody please scratch my back?

'I'm down 3 sizes."

Resolutions.

"Dude! Someone gave you snow moobs!"

Your name written in the snow $1

Seasons Greetings

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of hundreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

"They were out of carrots."

"It's a pregnancy stick...guess what?"

"Cosgrove is a summer guy, Hayward is a spring guy, and I'm a winter guy."