Winter Whimsicals Gifts

"It's a pregnancy stick...guess what?"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rude Snowpeople

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

Snowman Driver

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

Chivalrous Snowman

Alfred Hitchcock As A Kid

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Balloon ski lift

Giant Ice Skates

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

"It's a bit derivative."

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

snowman blowing bubblegum loses his head

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

"He gets like this every summer."

"Why do humans think there's no difference between eyes and buttons?"

Could somebody please scratch my back?

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

'I'm down 3 sizes."

A Poem: With daylight's shift, winter doth come

Resolutions.

"I see your past life."

101 uses of a dead cat: ice skates