Winter Whimsicals Pillows

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rude Snowpeople

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Snowman Driver

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

Chivalrous Snowman

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Balloon ski lift

Giant Ice Skates

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"It's a bit derivative."

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

Could somebody please scratch my back?

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

'I'm down 3 sizes."

"He gets like this every summer."

Resolutions.

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of hundreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

101 uses of a dead cat: ice skates

"Cosgrove is a summer guy, Hayward is a spring guy, and I'm a winter guy."