Winter Whimsy Pillows

Could somebody please scratch my back?

'Help!'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Snowball Emergency

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Balloon ski lift

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

Giant Ice Skates

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"It's a bit derivative."

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

Children Plead with Santa Claus

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

'I'm down 3 sizes."

Resolutions.

"I see your past life."

"Cosgrove is a summer guy, Hayward is a spring guy, and I'm a winter guy."

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of hundreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Seasons Greetings

'...And now the weather for the weekend.'

'I'm afraid you have hailstones.'