Winter Whimsy Appreciator Pillows

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Snowman: Please Give.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

Balloon ski lift

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"It's a bit derivative."

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

Ian McCaskill

"What??? Surely you can't expect me to poop outside in this weather?"

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

"He gets like this every summer."

Could somebody please scratch my back?

'I'm down 3 sizes."

Resolutions.

"Dude! Someone gave you snow moobs!"

"I... hate... this... place."

Your name written in the snow $1

'Help!'

"I see your past life."

"Cosgrove is a summer guy, Hayward is a spring guy, and I'm a winter guy."

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of hundreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Seasons Greetings