Seasonal Whimsy Enthusiast Pillows

"Cosgrove is a summer guy, Hayward is a spring guy, and I'm a winter guy."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Fall on a desert island

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

People of the Fall

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"It's her first snowman."

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Santa Claus

4 seasons globe

The corner that Spring's around

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

'You're early!...'

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

'I'm trying to be politically correct.'

Please Decorate Our Tree. . . We are too busy.

1784: Wigs are all the rage

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

Spring at last!

Ian McCaskill

Fall in Canada