Winter Whimsy Chasers Pillows

'Relax, it's probably just dislocated.'

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

The rocket powered skiier

Snowmobull

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Little girl skiing.

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Balloon ski lift

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part One

Man sledging on his stomach.

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

"It's a bit derivative."

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

"C'mon, get up. . . It's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

snowman blowing bubblegum loses his head

"Yeah, we stop roaming at this time of year and stay close to the Christmas tree..."

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

Ski cannon.

Could somebody please scratch my back?

"Why do humans think there's no difference between eyes and buttons?"

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

Women bathing at the seaside