Yuletide Spirit Chaser Pillows

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Ice Skater

Snowman

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Santa CGI Effect

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

Just one more choccy...

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Marley's Ghost

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

Dog's Christmas list.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Little Boy Missing Christmas