Holiday Spirit Chaser Pillows

My Other Car Is A Sleigh

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'

neighborhood christmas decorations

Rudolf brown nosing his way in

Santa Sleigh with Lapland Flags.

'I mean, what's a mother for? We had our Thanksgiving early so I'm bringing my dinner here for you.'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

What A Scout Might Leave Out For Santa (And Reindeer)

"Wow! A new bike! We;re doing a present each night, right? Oh man! I can't wait for the next 7 nights!"

"C'mon, get up. . . It's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

"He somehow got away from me, Sarge, but he left this huge bag of Christmas cookies!"

Christmas Joy

"Ya gotta love these end of season deals. . . I mean, where else could you get a house like this for free?!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Ice Skater

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

O Christmas Tea

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Merry Kissmas

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Holiday Gifts 2020

"Maybe this year..."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!