Weather Whimsy Appreciator Gifts

Ian McCaskill

Captain steering house through flood.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

"Who died?"

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"What do you mean MOO?"

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'

'The night cows fell on Alabama.'

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Global warming. Stop yer snivelling! You should be grateful! But … No more pretending not to hate your friend's ugly cardigan sweaters. No more lumbago or arthritis acting up every time there's a cold spell. We could walk around in the buff year-round and still be toasty. The benefits are endless! But it's so hot! HOJ.

Man fishing while holding an umbrella to protect himself from lemmings jumping off the cliff above him

"I don't think he believes I've been a good little boy. He told me to go home and go to my room."

'I'm down 3 sizes."

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

A Poem: With daylight's shift, winter doth come

Resolutions.

Snake; 'Don't have a hissy fit!'

Backyard salmon farming becomes the newest hobby in Vancouver.

"Blame evolution ifyou need to, but it's not my fault if us drones evolved to be lazy and you female bees evolved to be hard working..."

"Wait, I identify as a snake!"

"Hot enough for you?"

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of hundreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."