Climate Quirk Appreciator Gifts

Global Warming.

Football fan

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'How are we spelling Dear?'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

Ian McCaskill

"Are you binge watching again?"

Taking the wrong road to the future - the environment crisis

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Environmental Clues

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

Beware of the dog in the igloo

Spring Rituals

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'

"You know what I dream of sometimes? Somehow to find a way to have a shower, or even better, a bath..."

Beggars Find Global Warming Hard To Believe In.

'The long-range forecast includes rain, sunshine, fog, snow, mild spells and high winds - Now prove that wrong!'

'Explain to me again how installing solar lights will solve the lack of winter sunshine in the Antarctic?'

'But then the warm weather comes along, and you regret being so damn woolly.'

"Do you know something. I think you might be right about this global warning thing."

Hey Jeff, have you ever realized that it's warmer in the fridge than outside?

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

Freezicle.