Technical Quirk Appreciator Gifts

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'How are we spelling Dear?'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

God creates humans.

"The reason you have flies is because you put some photos of food in your recycle bin and you forgot to empty it."

"It's still in beta."

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

"Are you binge watching again?"

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

"The time? Sorry - I don't have a phone."

'It's for you.'

'And what do you do for a living Duncan?' 'I write instruction manuals for computers.'

"Hope you've got on clean underwear."

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

The Traditional Board Game Company.

"Isn't it incredible that both of is, at this exact same moment are unemployed/"

How Cartoon Characters Shave. (Frank applies White Out to his whiskers.)

A robot falls in love with a toaster.

"Is this the first time you've been on a computer?"

"It says here there's a pug in Peoria that can play the harmonica."

Do you have to smack your tongue when you chew? Says the guy who spits his fingernails everywhere. Peccadilloes.

Sign reads: Not out of order.

"Can you save my car?"

'When did you start seeing all his endearing foibles as dreaded character flaws?'

'I had this song stuck in my head all day, then I realised I had my I-pod on repeat...'

"It's bad enough we males have to sit on the eggs, but now I'm even starting to have hot flashes!"

How can I compete? The guy can burp the alphabet

'Everybody's only human, but Walter is onlier than most.'