Tech Quirk Admirers Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Giggle.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Book Worm

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

God creates humans.

Telephone Box

"The reason you have flies is because you put some photos of food in your recycle bin and you forgot to empty it."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Here we call it a pregnancy, not a startup."

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

"If I could go back and change things, I would, but they shutdown my lab and seized my time machine."

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

'Oh it's quite a D.U.S.I.'

'Mister Bagley is here with his redesigned electronic tag, minister.'

Cat Vs Inkjet Printer Venn Diagram

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."

'This is our new line of PCs from the Komodo Islands. As you can see, each one comes complete with a 36-inch monitor.'

A Great Invention

A beggar rises up on an underground lift to the sidewalk to panhandle for money.

"Of course we allow smartphones, just not thumbs..."

FREE mobile phone painting

Call Waiting for Godot.

A robot falls in love with a toaster.

'My new phone even has a cloaking device. Of course, sometimes it's hard to find.'

On this date in 1896: Phineas Hiddlemeyer creates the monocle contact lense.

'1:59 - cuckoo, cuckoo.'

'I had this song stuck in my head all day, then I realised I had my I-pod on repeat...'