Communication Quirk Appreciator Gifts

'How are we spelling Dear?'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

"U R like so ded!"

"Are you binge watching again?"

NHS England to ensure all GPs can work from home if isolating.

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

'It's for you.'

"Could you watch my elephant while I nip out a minute?"

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

'When I asked 'whether you thought you could bring the team with you'? I didn't mean to our preliminary confidential off-the-record exploratory chat!'

'He prefers old-style communications - Yelling at you.'

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?

"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, then when I get bored I revert to being me."

"I just got a second notice on my credit card bill. But I never even got a first notice."

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

'You've never cohabitated with an antipodal ding bat have you?'

'I got your text-message marriage proposal... and I've answered you by snail mail.'