Communication Quirk Gifts

NHS England to ensure all GPs can work from home if isolating.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Modern romance'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

~ S.O.S.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

'How are we spelling Dear?'

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

"U R like so ded!"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"Yes I did want out contract design to be more progressive and visual, but this is a little too progressive."

'She lithpth!'

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

"Try to smile a bit louder."

People talking through a stethoscope.

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"

'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

'We get along so much better after I disabled the 'Comments' function of our relationship!'