Communication Quirk Lover Gifts

Your Dinner Is In The Oven - Left as Eye Chart.

"No, they're not mooning you, that's a peach emoji."

"I'm sorry, sir, but you have the wrong number. Yes, I'm sure this is the wrong number. Listen, Mister...have I ever lied to you before?"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'I see an applicant being hired!'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'How are we spelling Dear?'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Bird Messaging

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

Bell invents the telephone.

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

"U R like so ded!"

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

People talking through a stethoscope.

"It's for you."

'What are you doing at the weekend?'

"Try to smile a bit louder."

"Yes I did want out contract design to be more progressive and visual, but this is a little too progressive."

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

'She lithpth!'

NHS England to ensure all GPs can work from home if isolating.