Quirky Communication Appreciator Gifts

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Modern romance'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'How are we spelling Dear?'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

People talking through a stethoscope.

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

'She lithpth!'

"Are you binge watching again?"

"Try to smile a bit louder."

"Yes I did want out contract design to be more progressive and visual, but this is a little too progressive."

The Man Who Couldn't Say "When."

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"

"Weather"? What's "weather"?

"Love ya, Al, but something big just came up, so let's undo lunch."

"Miss Holder, in the future, please refrain from using hearts in the place of dots."