Quirky Conversation Appreciators Gifts

'You've never cohabitated with an antipodal ding bat have you?'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"I'm thinking 'woof-woof' but I'm saying 'arf-arf'."

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'One of his spectacles is bigger than the other!'

'How do you get to Bingling Bros. circus?'

"I know I keep coming back to your obsession with styrofoam peanuts, but there's a lot to unpack there."

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"Dad, where did I come from? The stork?"

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Don't look now Muriel. But that Polyphemus guy has been giving you the eye all night.'

"What kind of tea do you want - sleepytime, barkytime or buttsniffytime?"

The Man Who Couldn't Say "When."