Quirky Conversation Enthusiast Gifts

"So, uh, your profile said you oil... what's that all about?"

Young man talking to a young lady.

'Can you play a Harp.'

The Man Who Couldn't Say "When."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Could I ask just one question?"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Attention Span Man

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"