Quirky Conversation Enthusiasts Gifts

Conversation pit

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Could I ask just one question?"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'I see an applicant being hired!'

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

Attention Span Man

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'