Communication Quirk Lover Pillows

Your Dinner Is In The Oven - Left as Eye Chart.

"No, they're not mooning you, that's a peach emoji."

"I'm sorry, sir, but you have the wrong number. Yes, I'm sure this is the wrong number. Listen, Mister...have I ever lied to you before?"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Modern romance'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

~ S.O.S.

'I see an applicant being hired!'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'How are we spelling Dear?'

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

Bird Messaging

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Bell invents the telephone.

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"U R like so ded!"

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

"Try to smile a bit louder."

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"

NHS England to ensure all GPs can work from home if isolating.

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"It's for you."

People talking through a stethoscope.

'She lithpth!'

'What are you doing at the weekend?'