Communication Quirks Gifts

"Stop or I'll cancel!"

"Hi! I'm on the trina."

Cow wants to quit, but can't say anything helpful when he needs to.

Did You Know That...men only use the left hand side of their brain for listening?

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

'How are we spelling Dear?'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'I've met someone else unwilling to share his feelings with me.'

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

"U R like so ded!"

NHS England to ensure all GPs can work from home if isolating.

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

'She lithpth!'

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

"Try to smile a bit louder."

"Nurse, can you send in the interpreter for Senora Delgado?"

People talking through a stethoscope.

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"Yes I did want out contract design to be more progressive and visual, but this is a little too progressive."

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."