Technical Quirk Appreciator Pillows

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'How are we spelling Dear?'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

God creates humans.

"The reason you have flies is because you put some photos of food in your recycle bin and you forgot to empty it."

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

"It's still in beta."

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

"The time? Sorry - I don't have a phone."

"Hope you've got on clean underwear."

'It's for you.'

'And what do you do for a living Duncan?' 'I write instruction manuals for computers.'

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

The Traditional Board Game Company.

"Is this the first time you've been on a computer?"

"Isn't it incredible that both of is, at this exact same moment are unemployed/"

"It says here there's a pug in Peoria that can play the harmonica."

A robot falls in love with a toaster.

Sign reads: Not out of order.

"Can you save my car?"

'When did you start seeing all his endearing foibles as dreaded character flaws?'

'Everybody's only human, but Walter is onlier than most.'

"Hey Ned, tell your ironmonger I like his sense of humour"