Technical Glitch Appreciator Pillows

Sign reads: Not out of order.

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Spider Web Musical Score.

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

2Recalculating..."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

"It's still in beta."

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

'Well, what did you expect? We're Dung Beetles, remember?!'

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

'For crying out loud! Someone hit the reset button!'

'And what do you do for a living Duncan?' 'I write instruction manuals for computers.'

'Thus the big party.'

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

"You get ten vacation days, three personal days and two technical-difficulties days."

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

'The error message said I made an illegal entry, but I never suspected it was anything this serious!'

"Is this the first time you've been on a computer?"

Finally, as one Systems Designer to another....

Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door! We need to sound-proof the house...

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

'The reduviid got fodgel off the corgi.'

Zoom Call Nightmares