Technical Glitch Appreciator Mugs

Sign reads: Not out of order.

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Spider Web Musical Score.

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

2Recalculating..."

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

"It's still in beta."

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

'Well, what did you expect? We're Dung Beetles, remember?!'

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'Thus the big party.'

'And what do you do for a living Duncan?' 'I write instruction manuals for computers.'

'For crying out loud! Someone hit the reset button!'

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

'The error message said I made an illegal entry, but I never suspected it was anything this serious!'

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

"You get ten vacation days, three personal days and two technical-difficulties days."

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

"Is this the first time you've been on a computer?"

Bank Checking. Ah, just the person we wanted to see. The good news is we've named a computer glitch after you.

Finally, as one Systems Designer to another....

Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door! We need to sound-proof the house...

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

'The reduviid got fodgel off the corgi.'

Zoom Call Nightmares