Tech Glitch Appreciator Mugs

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

2Recalculating..."

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"With all we've invested in flat screen monitors, why does our data still look distorted?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

"It's still in beta."

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

'Thus the big party.'

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

'And what do you do for a living Duncan?' 'I write instruction manuals for computers.'

"The time? Sorry - I don't have a phone."

'The error message said I made an illegal entry, but I never suspected it was anything this serious!'

"You get ten vacation days, three personal days and two technical-difficulties days."

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

Bank Checking. Ah, just the person we wanted to see. The good news is we've named a computer glitch after you.

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

Sign reads: Not out of order.

Finally, as one Systems Designer to another....

Zoom Call Nightmares

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

"IT Support?...Yes, I've just accidentally pressed the escape key on my computer and it jumped off my desk, smashed through the window and ran off down the street!"

'You have entered the wrong password. Please hold while we transfer you to klutz support.'

'For Pete's sake, can't you just tell me instead of emailing me?'

Didn't know the call was on speaker phone.

Any Old Iron? - Tat Nav.