Glitch Enthusiast Pillows

'Thus the big party.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Devi's brew?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

Witches Checkout.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

Fear of Flying Seminar

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You put it on backward, dear."

Haunted museum

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Ghosts from around the world.

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"Do you believe in ghosts?"