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'Thus the big party.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Devi's brew?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Witches Checkout.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Fear of Flying Seminar

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"You put it on backward, dear."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

Haunted museum

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."