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'For crying out loud! Someone hit the reset button!'

Dead Funny

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Apple Pie Abduction

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Well, that one got away."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Mouse with a cat cake.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Closed for Renovation

The Karate Kitten.