Glitch Art Admirer Gifts

'For crying out loud! Someone hit the reset button!'

Dead Funny

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Well, that one got away."

Apple Pie Abduction

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

Joe Biden

"What did Jesus order?"

Mimi's final scene

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Mouse with a cat cake.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Closed for Renovation

The Karate Kitten.

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"