Creepy Art Admirer Gifts

Dead Funny

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Phoenix

Kultural K9's.

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Mythical Family of Four.

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.