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HELLth Food Sprouts

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

Death Guard

Decapitation vending machine only 50c (that's quite a bargain!).

'He wanted to be active and useful in the afterlife, so we put his ashes in this hourglass.'

Decaying corpse

Dead Funny

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

The Fall of Gnome

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Poetry reading nightly

"Bloody Graffiti."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

"Mom!!"

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Private View.

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

Meet the Artist