Morbid Art Connoisseur Gifts

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Decaying corpse

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

Masterpiece?

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Meet the Artist

"Your morbid curiosity about the afterlife is scaring the children."

"Mom!!"

'Going down?'

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

Death Guard

Death model.

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

'Well, actually I DO have a small tree growing out of my head!'

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.