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"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Decaying corpse

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

Masterpiece?

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Your morbid curiosity about the afterlife is scaring the children."

Meet the Artist

'Going down?'

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

"Mom!!"

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

Death Guard

Death model.

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

'Well, actually I DO have a small tree growing out of my head!'

Skull-like man in a top hat.

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.